Jason Elwyn CSI Cheryl JasJas RYL.net: 2004

Thursday, December 30, 2004

"Man" In Dinasour's Mouth

My bro n sis said tiz guy doesn't seem like me. How do u think? Izit bcuz da way I put my sweather?Posted by Hello

Friday, December 24, 2004

Ripley's blif it or not.





Woah....I luv tiz pic da most. I looked so god, bryan almighty. My bro took da shot jus in time to appreciate tiz miracle. Posted by Hello

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Genting Trip

Majority affairs or activities were well explained in Susu's blog, so if need to know more plz visit http://sooimm.blogspot.com la~. Wat i can onli tell iz my feeling on tat trip, yeah tat was fun, the very 1st time v went so far without parents wif frenz. I've trained my cooking skills n ofcuz everyone else i think. Hope Jason iz still on earth after drank Cheryl's soup LOL! I like sushi, spaghetti, maggi mee, egg, hot dog, peanut.............Here's an advice for anyone who's goin to Genting.....cook for urself, cuz foodz in Genting r bary "cheap" ah. Further more, I realized my nose breeding iz not completely cure or recover afterall, tat accident must had hurted my nose so much,not punched by gurlfrenz or anyone else, but when i was around 5-6 year-old playing circus standing on Milo Can n...fell down, horrible.
Ng Dental Surgery

Today my mom suddenly says one of her tooth's loosen n it's pain, so I helped her to make an appointment with Dr. Ng. My mom knew my teeth must be very dirty cuz I din brush my teeth so often or not correctly brushed. Due to that reason I've no choice but to follow, besides I've never clean up my teeth by any dentist eversince I was born so I thought it should be fine.

On da way to da D.S(Dental Surgery), my mom told me she might be forgotten da way to da DS, but atleast got somebody accompany wif her.........ME! ( 0.O! is she kd, I was thinking ). At the end, my mom managed to recognise da way, thank buddha =} phew.

Actually I dun really sure bout tat DS's schedule/appointment works, while I was talking to da phone at home n said "hihi, my mom's teeth's pain need to make an appointment wif Dr.Ng", without reluctant da clerk said k u can come now, then I said "wait, I oso need ta clean my teeth izit ok?" she said "Oh~ clean teeth ya? It's fully booked today, but nvm u come 1st, if there's not too many ppl here u can haf ya teeth clean"........................hey I'm "Naruto" yeh..n wat does it mean while teeth's pain can straight away meet DR but clean teeth cannot leh. Aiks...jus dun care la, go n see je la.

Back to da D.S.....after registered my new file n an appointment card v sat aside n read magazine. I think I was reading sometin FHM Magazine. Da most interesting part was da "Bar Room Jokes", they r so funny.

I think I still remember one is
1) There r 4 types of sex:-
House sex: You r newly married n haf sex in da house everywhere.
Bedroom sex: Tiz iz after a period of time you married n simply haf sex in da room.
Hall sex : A chance when both couple met each other there n said " F**k u"
Courtroom sex : Tiz iz where ur wife wif her lawyer F**k u in da court in front of lots of ppl for every cents u haf got.


2) A couple use the code "typewriter" whenever each of them need sex. One day, da daddy ask his baby daughter, " honey could u plz tell ya mommy tat daddy need to type letter?". Then cute little daughter tells mom wat daddy asked n came bac to tell daddy ," mommy said da typewriter iz out of service cuz got red ribbon wor". Few dayz later, mommy asks little daughter ," Plz go tell ur daddy now he can use da typewriter". After awhile, cute little daughter came bac n tell mommy," daddy said nevermind oledy, daddy wrote da letter manually by using hand".


hungry for more? Plz go visit tiz webpage by ur own :www.fhm.com

Time for us to meet da doctor. Doctor Ng first asked my mom," Ur son ah? Wah so big liao ah? ". Then suddenly from nowhere he picked out an injection n injected it into my mom's mouth OMG. Then da doctor gave it a 2nd inject without medicine to try out as if da medicine's working. Less than 5 minutes, a tooth pull out on a desk. Doctor said it's an INT(intelligence) teeth, our whole life have only these two INT teeth, usually come around 18-20 year-old ++. Mine haf oledy came out n din fell any pain at all. So Dr. Ng pull out my mom's INT tooth without hesitation which iz a inner tooth, deepest in da mouth. I felt anxious seeing Dr.Ng took out his another "weapon" to treat me. Wat i did was lying on da chair n closed up my eyes, no injection required lucky. Dr. Ng put in two tools into my mouth, one iz mirror not as big as u imagine n the other dunno wat stuff. Dr. Ng's assistant kept shooting some splash of water into my mouth while Dr.Ng "drilling" my teeth looking at the mirror Wah!


Things finished quite fast after v met da Dr.Ng. I dunno wat's da standard price for cleaning teeth n pullinh teeth/tooth?hehe.. but Dr.Ng charged us both RM90.00. My teeth cleaning RM 80(cuz very dirty) made it to RM 50, mom's teeth pulling from RM 80(deepest teeth charge)cut to RM40......yeah, discount a word. Why? quite a long relationship lorr......Dr.Ng iz my mom's sis's huby's bro. End of story, nothing special on our way back.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

My Sundae...an ordinary dae


12/12/2004 Sunday. I woke up at 7.00am++. I've washed muh face n brushed muh teeth. Drank a cup of 'diamond water'. Played on-line game till around 9.00am++. Checked muh phone n call YH n asked wassup. Walked to Sunway College to ask courses' info. YH sent mi home around 10.00am++. Checked wat's up wif the router that second com couldn't connect to the network. Second computer found that NIC cannot use in control panel's hardware checking. Brought the sec com's CPU to SP to check n da techinician said NIC was not inserted properly, he pushed it so hard 'pop'......now it's insert correctly. My father said 'wat la u....' to me n i could onli show up tiz face /.\ OMG i was so embarrassed. Whole family drank tutti-frutti in front of IT(except my youngest bro which is still staying in relative's house). Brought CPU back home. Headed to Ampang where my relative living in. Stay in da house a while then went to eat 'happy chicken' (KFC) i would like to say. Went back home to try out the connection........one of the com still couldn't connect to the network, haiz....now 8.19pm i continue my on-line game *.^ oh yeah......

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Finding love

Finding Love

Some people say that they find love
As if it were an object hidden under a rock
A mystery that finally is unravelled
A destination reached upon a road long travelled

Some people say that they find love
In places where they least expect
At times unplanned and unremembered
With people they never thought could be
Yet look into their eyes and love is what you'll see

Some people say they find love
A love that is grateful, hopeful, a deep quiet sort
The kind that has end ineffable meaning
One that knows not the beginning or an ending
Just the sort of love that is unexplainable, overpowering and overwhelming

I say that finding love is no easy task
Life hands you no maps, no clues, no directions,
Just an empty long winding track
A journey you have to make with unexpected twist and turns
Which sometimes ends with broken hearts and scalding burns

Then there are those blessed times that youu find someone
And the searching ends and there is purpose
To live to learn to enjoy the other
To fall hopelessly in love and to finally surrender
Surrender to a love that has been found
Two hearts meant for each other, forever bound.


Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Activities Schedule For 3/12/04

Time on 3/12/04 Activities
10.00am All gather in Sunway College.

10.30am Should be arrived in da club.

10.30~11.30am Snooker/Pool.( May start ealier if arrived ealier to club)
Long-pants, sport shoes. Gurls may join n learn to play.

11.30~12.30am Indoor Badminton. ( i've got 4 rackets n shuttle cocks )
Too bad tiz iz the onli time i can book.

12.30~1.30pm Indoor Table-Tennis. ( Might be crazee to play after
playing badminton )

1.30~2.30pm Indoor Gymnasiums. (......................................................... )

2.30~3.30pm Rest or do anything else.

3.30~5.30pm Out door swimming pool. ( afternoon should not be sunny )

5.30~6.00pm Indoor Sauna in da toilet...n take bath in da toilet.

=< My sis n form 5 bro might not coming to join us......but the smallest bro eager to come wif me.
Above schedule can be changed depending on everyone's suggestion n hope it will run smoothly
or safely. Cya ya all on Fri.

Monday, November 29, 2004

Secret Of Da Baby Crocodile


A picture at the last or sec last stop before v left petting zoo i think. Ahaha poor baby crocodile will never haf a chance to bite me, cuz when v leave i realized its mouth has tied up by sellotape!!!! Muahaha... Posted by Hello

Petting Zoo.........

As a resident in Bandar Sunway which is near extreme park, I'm happy to haf a chance to visit Petting Zoo wif my family members, otherwise it's a shame( Ppl would probably say wah! so near never been there b4 ar?? wat la u. PS: Kt's slang.....LOL ). Talking about my luck as Susu said, it was really bad XD, first ting i'm gonna complain iz 'WHERE'S MY PARTNER?'. Since my partner has a reasonable reason for not participating family's activity, he's forgiven hehe.......even if it's me I would do tat too, errr...=/ jus do tat for my form 5's bro( not cursing him o). Anyway, i haf got alot of partners in Petting Zoo indeed ^^! but they r kinda too welcome me. I felt so innocent when Susu said 'CRAZEEE kit wif my partner', tiz iz sad man, i jus wanna take a pic wif my temporary partners, after tat jus gotta say bye~....might never visit ya all again^^ n thx ya all's great welcome. Oh...tat's all for now...i haf ta sleep liao, mama popek popek again, haiz........

Friday, November 26, 2004

Cha Nose Competition!!! =:O


Cha nose competition 1st round by my fren, Mr Law Yeong Hui. Posted by Hello
I just can't figure it out y these two fellows luv to 'cha' (cha = finger in the nose!!) my nose so much!! T.T they haf ruined my handsome pics...whyyyyyyyy?!....Were that all really coincidence or they hate me so much intended to do that?? =_=" , well i guess it's a mystery..........v(o_O)v


Cha nose competition 2nd round by Mr. Low Kuen Thai. Posted by Hello

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Dracula's Wives


Haf u ever heard of or watched 'Van-Helsing' the movie??? These three ladies r just looked like Dracula's wives......wakakaka. Posted by Hello