Ng Dental Surgery

Today my mom suddenly says one of her tooth's loosen n it's pain, so I helped her to make an appointment with Dr. Ng. My mom knew my teeth must be very dirty cuz I din brush my teeth so often or not correctly brushed. Due to that reason I've no choice but to follow, besides I've never clean up my teeth by any dentist eversince I was born so I thought it should be fine.

On da way to da D.S(Dental Surgery), my mom told me she might be forgotten da way to da DS, but atleast got somebody accompany wif her.........ME! ( 0.O! is she kd, I was thinking ). At the end, my mom managed to recognise da way, thank buddha =} phew.

Actually I dun really sure bout tat DS's schedule/appointment works, while I was talking to da phone at home n said "hihi, my mom's teeth's pain need to make an appointment wif Dr.Ng", without reluctant da clerk said k u can come now, then I said "wait, I oso need ta clean my teeth izit ok?" she said "Oh~ clean teeth ya? It's fully booked today, but nvm u come 1st, if there's not too many ppl here u can haf ya teeth clean"........................hey I'm "Naruto" yeh..n wat does it mean while teeth's pain can straight away meet DR but clean teeth cannot leh. Aiks...jus dun care la, go n see je la.

Back to da D.S.....after registered my new file n an appointment card v sat aside n read magazine. I think I was reading sometin FHM Magazine. Da most interesting part was da "Bar Room Jokes", they r so funny.

I think I still remember one is
1) There r 4 types of sex:-
House sex: You r newly married n haf sex in da house everywhere.
Bedroom sex: Tiz iz after a period of time you married n simply haf sex in da room.
Hall sex : A chance when both couple met each other there n said " F**k u"
Courtroom sex : Tiz iz where ur wife wif her lawyer F**k u in da court in front of lots of ppl for every cents u haf got.


2) A couple use the code "typewriter" whenever each of them need sex. One day, da daddy ask his baby daughter, " honey could u plz tell ya mommy tat daddy need to type letter?". Then cute little daughter tells mom wat daddy asked n came bac to tell daddy ," mommy said da typewriter iz out of service cuz got red ribbon wor". Few dayz later, mommy asks little daughter ," Plz go tell ur daddy now he can use da typewriter". After awhile, cute little daughter came bac n tell mommy," daddy said nevermind oledy, daddy wrote da letter manually by using hand".


hungry for more? Plz go visit tiz webpage by ur own :www.fhm.com

Time for us to meet da doctor. Doctor Ng first asked my mom," Ur son ah? Wah so big liao ah? ". Then suddenly from nowhere he picked out an injection n injected it into my mom's mouth OMG. Then da doctor gave it a 2nd inject without medicine to try out as if da medicine's working. Less than 5 minutes, a tooth pull out on a desk. Doctor said it's an INT(intelligence) teeth, our whole life have only these two INT teeth, usually come around 18-20 year-old ++. Mine haf oledy came out n din fell any pain at all. So Dr. Ng pull out my mom's INT tooth without hesitation which iz a inner tooth, deepest in da mouth. I felt anxious seeing Dr.Ng took out his another "weapon" to treat me. Wat i did was lying on da chair n closed up my eyes, no injection required lucky. Dr. Ng put in two tools into my mouth, one iz mirror not as big as u imagine n the other dunno wat stuff. Dr. Ng's assistant kept shooting some splash of water into my mouth while Dr.Ng "drilling" my teeth looking at the mirror Wah!


Things finished quite fast after v met da Dr.Ng. I dunno wat's da standard price for cleaning teeth n pullinh teeth/tooth?hehe.. but Dr.Ng charged us both RM90.00. My teeth cleaning RM 80(cuz very dirty) made it to RM 50, mom's teeth pulling from RM 80(deepest teeth charge)cut to RM40......yeah, discount a word. Why? quite a long relationship lorr......Dr.Ng iz my mom's sis's huby's bro. End of story, nothing special on our way back.